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COLOURS HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOME STRANGE NAMES IN THESE TINGE OF TORRID TIMES

HERE'S A FEW THEY MISSED

Economic immigrant indigo
royal flunkey fawn
Numptie knickers neon
Politicians patter puce
Brown-nosers snot
Well laced sandal
Old soak sangria
Paedo priest pecker
Banker brass
Tartan ta ta
Glue sniffers glow
Liars lisp lime
Botox bluster
facelift lisp
Trout lip lustre
Global village villa vanilla
School run rage red
Jet set jasmine
Freeloaders frolic
Chav chocolate
Sailors surprise
Haven haze
Tint of transparency
Coalition coco
Greenhouse gas grey
Primrose promise
Old twits twinkle
Offshore shadow
Fast lane arrogance
Pothole puddle
Motorway madness
Omnishamble shimmer
Old luvvies laugh
Renties rust
Bankers bluff
Splash of spin
rant of racist
Desperation dawn
Glimmer of hope
Enquiry whitewash
Coffin Khaki
Eggshell election
Hint of recovery
Hue of hubris
Mushroom magic
Manifesto mist
Methadone maize
Network rail rust
Credit card chrome
Baglady blush
Umbra of underclass
Donkey brown
Bender binge
Frackin folly
Tax dodgers dusk
Hint of arrogance

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