SONGS OF THE TIMES
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN IN THE CITY
VOCALS ----- The Hedge Fund Four
BACKING ----- Four toffs and a portfolio.
We're all going on a pension holiday.
Double your mortgage and try to get rich.
They said I had to live in a prefab... I said NO NO NO .
The boogie woogie bonus boy of Company C.
I'm forever blowing bubbles.
Have you had another bonus trading in the shadow.
It's fun to be at the FSA.
Bank shares are cheap today.
I diddled my way.
Want a bridging loan over troubled waters?... I will let you down.
SENTIMENTAL SONGS FOR SINGLES
VOCALS ----- The Stalker Brothers.
BACKING ----- Lovesick and The Lapdancers.
Gonna take an euthanasia journey.
Because your mine I snort the line.
Bingers in the night,
Frack off tosser...email address unknown,
I'm swinging in the rain.
You are my moonshine.
Pre-nuptials and marriage... go together like a horse and carriage.
The dogging game.
I bought my heart in San Fransisco.
I had the last tango in Paris with you.
If I said you had a beautiful implant would you hold it against me.
If a todger taints a thousand birds...
I'm scoffing bagels in bed.
I'd like to get you on a prison ship to China.
Is this the way to on-line bingo? (use a dil..).
I was only two to four fixes from utopia.
FOLK'N'SOUL --POP AND HOP-- CRINGE AND cRAP
The dead boys hearse is acoming on over the hill.
How many toll roads must a man drive down.
The answer my friend is blowjob on the tube.
The stepson of a preacher man.
I've got a friend in Jesus.
Jail house full-no room for dancing.
I saw step mammy kissing Harlequins first fifteen underneath...
Phishing and doping.
EMBARRASSING SEA SHANTIES
IN THE NAVY ------- Adopted by the American Admirals
I AM WAILING ------- Murdered by Simon Howell and the x factor four.
THE THEME FROM CAPTAIN PUGWASH ------- Master Bates... on his organ
Incidental music with Seaman Staines on the piano.
(The old ones are still the best)