QUIRKIES BUCKET LIST


1.
All MPs to speak their mind and tell the truth.(as best they can)
2.
Listen to a recording of a radio 5 football commentator winning the Euro lottery.(just the once with earplugs in)
3.
The royal family give all their wealth and land to the poor.(yes ... all of it)
4.
Everyone on the planet to have one religion.(we could spin up)
5.
All noisy brats be fitted with muzzles.(and their parents)
6.
All those in favour of a war to be the first on the front line.(especially the arms dealers and politicians)
7.
Everyone in the country be taught to drive properly. (I'm just an average driver but I'm five times better than most of you numpties)
8.
Stop all whistling. (apart from whistle blowing)
9.
Next time there is a bank crash - bail out individuals not the banks. (bankers don't get a share-not even a sniff)
10.
The richest 10% are made to swop with the poorest 10%.(for at least three generations)
11.
Nobody should have more than three flights a year.( nobody - no exceptions)
12.
At least one women to admit that their voices are too high to be sports commentators.(nothing worse than an excited woman)
13.
Young people on dates allowed only one (Yes one) text message or call.
14.
Texters, tailgaters, druggies and drunks get an automatic two year driving ban.(no matter who or what they are)
15.
All politicians to be elected and a minimum age of 45.
16.
Everybody to half their carbon footprint by 2020.
My neighbour refuses to give up his car - shall we hang him...