Quirky Advice


IF !  YOU ARE ANY OR NONE OF THE LIST BELOW:

1.
Twitching like a Towie touch typist's toes.
2.
As high as a Kensington Chemist's kite.
3.
As tight as a Hooray Henrietta's hunt... ing hat.
4.
Feeling as exposed as a jump jockey's jacksie.
5.
As sluggish as Glasgow glue sniffer's snot.
6.
As Run down as a Runcorn roundabout rat.
7.
As bloated as a banker's bonus.
8.
As dismal as a Dundee dawn.
9.
As down as dodgy Internet service provider.
10.
As used as the John Lewis List
!!!!!!!!

Stop... pause...Breathe in slowly... then...


Just text...     DDWH65  + the amount of your donation - to     700 70

Click Here...for MS site






PS.
If you haven't clicked quiz answer 36...you will have missed an important part of this website...

'Advice on how to get rich'

PPS.
The purple pic on the right is a short cut.