These spoof ADS were written just after the British Banking Boom and Bust
(read in a midlothian accent).
They were rejected by Private Eye.
In a recession," who you know; not what..." becomes even truer.
For the last five years we have been continually drip fed the true extent
of the greed and corruption of the Uk banking system.
If these financial products had been cars or mine detectors
someone would have been jailed.
Not one person in the Uk connected to this Scandal has been jailed.