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This is not a quiz...Is it now ?


Wander among the words...forget who wrote or recorded them.


If I said you had a wonderful body would you hold it against me.
I want you to play with my dingaling.
Some girls will... some girls wont.
Come up and see me...make me smile.
I wish I was in Dixie.
Making love to Hannah in a big armchair is like walking through Alaska in your underwear.
Why don't you all just... fade away.
They asked me how I Knew.
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.
I've never wronged an onion - why should it make me cry.
There's a guy works down the fish shop swears he's Elvis.
You'll never walk alone.
Where did you come from - where did you go?
After all we're just another brick in the wall.
I don't want to go to work on me bike in the rain.
The working class can kiss my ass - I've got the foremans` job at last.
The rich man in his castle - the poor man at his gate.
How ya gonna keep em down on the farm now that the've seen Paree.
Come on let's crawl - to the ugly bug ball.
Show me you are not a fool - walk across my swimming pool.
I cant get away to marry you today - my wife wont let me.
Stand by your man.
Hit me with your rhythm stick; two fat ladies, click-click-click,
How many times must a man turn his head,and pretend that he just doesn't see?
I've never seen a sight that didn't look better looking back.
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
He aint heavy... he's my brother.
There`s a bad moon on the rise.
He fights with missiles and with spears.
It`s a long way to Tipperary - It's along way to go.
Hang out your washing on the Siegfreid Line.
Hitler has only got one ball.
Olivers' army's here to stay.
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
This land was made for you and me.
Who`s to live and who`s to die.
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone,
Nobody knows what trouble I`m in.
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
No matter what you ever do you'll never run away from you.
Dont ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that...
I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go.
Jump up, bubbleup,what's in store? Love is the drug and I need to score.
Come on baby light my fire.
I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.
Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.
Mama's got a squeeze box ,daddy never sleeps at night.
Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down.
There`s devilry afoot.
Cooking up the books - a respected occupation,
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Before you abuse, criticize and accuse, walk a mile in my shoes.
I dont like mondays.
I`ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
I can hear the grass grow.
Just another tequila sunrise.
Beer is best...fill em up again.
Roll out the Barrel.
So let`s all drink to the death of a clown.
How does it feel?...to be on your own...
No one disturbs the sound of silence.
Turn a whiter shade of pale.
He takes such a time to pull them up an he calls em daisy roots.
Rabbit; rabbit; rabbit,rabbit,rabbit - you gotta keep giving it that.
Oh the Deadwood stage is a-coming on over the hill.
Hello John - got a new motor?
This is the road to hell.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news.
Happy birthday to you.



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Do anything you want with it ! - It's a free country !
well it is for some !