One couldn’t make it up...
MAY 24/5 to 31/5 2016
TUES 24th of May 2016
The Brooklyn Bridge - Manhattan to New York City - opened today in 1883.
Designed by a German- the build took 14 years to defy gravity GOSH
The original traffic was horsies and rail...
One of the first American city gravy trains to greed GOSH
The Brooklyn bridge is the first steel wire suspension bridge - we; of course - hold all the modern'old bridge records'
The oldest - wrought iron suspension - is the Union bridge across the Tweed; 1820
The oldest bridges were made of stone - the longest, still standing, single arch, railway bridge is
'Causey Arch' near Stanley; Co Durham.
All hard graft and granite GOSH
The Greeks had bridges around 1600 BC...
The oldest dateable; Turkish, c850 BC.
The Chinese now have four of the longest...
Japan has the longest bridge span; and, the longest life span...
Are the Japanese greedy GOSH
The best one liner re. bridges!
'Like a bridge over troubled waters; I will lay me down'
Who are you to disagree! GOSH
N Yorks county council planning committee have OKayed exploratory drilling at kirkby Misperton by 7 to 4...
82% of representions were against the decision.
Local councils have voted against fracking...
The tory government moving the posts and goals GOSH
N Yorks police immediately tweeted that they would take action against unlawful behaviour.
The police courting public oponion again - aint life a Gas GOSH
The greedy git company - third energy - bought the Yorkshire rights from Viking UK gas and RGS Energy Services in 2011.
Third Energy Holdings is financed by a private equity division of Barclays bank - the CEO is a chap called Rasik Valand;
he is down as British!
Third Energy uses a PR, lobbying co. called Newgate Communications
The pretendy posh in pursuit of profit putting plebs under the cosh to get dosh GOSH
Fracking like nuclear power is storing up costs for future generations
Responsability for fracking is right now being passed on and on to obsolete hidden depths.
Don't mention tax and havens - give us the gravy GOSH
Wonder if Greece will be fracked!
WED 25th of May 2016
1659; the year that Dick Cromwell resigned as Lord Protector of England, Scotland and Ireland - what! no Wales...
Less than a year since the death of his dad; Oliver...
'Olivers army's here to stay'- then it was gone GOSH
Oliver Cromwell didn't work his way through the ranks of life - he was the offspring of a well off establishment family.
The roundheads v the cavaliers was; puritan - an anti catholic branch of protestism - v
protestism with a touch of catholicism
Mixed up with the divine right of kings and GOD GOSH
History has Cromwell down as a warty wally and Napoleon Bonaparte as a demented dwarf...
One was a civil war and tother an European war...
It must be true - it's part of the game GOSH
Oliver Cromwell refused the crown of England...
Heres a quip/quote from the internet on present day royalty.
'Old tart with million pound hat on thinks it's okay for her government to take £30 a week off the disabled'
Put some spin on that - you greedy gits...GOSH
A blanket ban on legal highs...
Will the government use undercover cops to police it!
We've taken your hope - now give us your dope...
Apart from: alcohol, nicoteine and cafeine - we need the tax - Oh! they don't pay that much...
Are these people as thick as glasgow glue sniffers' snot?
No hope is a disaster on the road to Armageddon GOSH
Prohibition in America spawned the Mafia and Elliot Ness - who!
Don't mention the downside...
What is the difference between a depression and austerity?
Not a god damn thing if you are a rich greedy git NO GOSH
The well off - coalition; with majority of three - are making the tough decisions that affect the poor...
Higher taxes and more austerity are the price of the 10 billion Euro bail out.
The previous deal was rejected by the germans - the germans deeply resent the terms and conditions of the
as yet still to be agreed present deal - pre news Eh!
Deal... or no deal; written in bloody stone!
THURS 26th of May 2016
1969; Apollo 10 successfully tested the gear needed to put a human on the moon...
Listen in lads... everything is working fantastic... still going! GOSH
They have already sold the free one way ticket to Mars.
Every journey begins with the first galaxy GOSH
Apollo 1 never took off - all three astronauts, to be; died in the pre-launch cockpit test.
It's like when a surgeon(s) takes off the wrong leg...
Us humans have to exist with life and death mistakes.
Even more so now - no one is guilty GOSH
There were 17 Apollo missions - exploration of the moon...
The last landed a geologist on the moon - going for gold GOSH
The Russians won the man in space race.
The Russians have lost (dead) 4 men in space rockets.
The Americans have lost 14 in space rockets - more flights...
The space station is a joint US/Russia enterprise.
Expensive-astronmical... game GOSH
The chinese have a man/womannable space station and yard loads of yuan.
The space race is back on - different teams; same game GOSH
We've had novelty consummerism since we(you) started worshipping the shopping malls in the seventies
As the speed of living has increased; so has the rate of rubbish - material and mind...
The west is now going through an extended phase of novelty politics...
We've had the; third way, new way, my way, your way, any way and getaway GOSH
We now have the digital way; backed up by an unhealthy dose of the lawyers way.
There is now an uneconomic disconnect between man and computer...
The geeks are being paid for systems that don't work and governments can't understand, or afford them...
The bankers paid a fortune for computer systems - don't mention the crash
Never mind the luddites and lawyers - let's give it to the geeks GOSH
Paying more for a pension plan; means a drop in wages...
All changes to pensions made by the greedy git gang eventually make their chums in the city richer
Even an honest man can be stung now...
Is your pension grin or grimace GOSH
There will be more than a few wry grins in Greece...
Austerity in Greece now - like the UK - will mean a poorer pension for plebs in the future.
'Hope I die before I get old'...
FRI 27th of May 2016
Today in 1703; Saint Petersburg was made a city by; TSar, Peter the Great.
Tsar or Czar; simply means supreme ruler; a king; Emperor - the earthly link to God GOSH
The last Tsar (emperor) of Russia was called; By the grace of god; emperor and autocrat of all the Russias followed by
a list of all territories... the more the better...
Known as Nic the second in the posh end of the pub; he was executed in 1917 by the bolsheviks.
A few of the Romanov (the family name) imperial majesties had a premature cold climax; instead of an early bath...
In the 'old' days the gangs of greedy gits played a grimmer game GOSH
Russia is the largest country in the world - with only a population of 146 million people.
China is about half the size - with nearly one billion - thats a few noughts on anybodies score card - more...
The've got an awful lot of bodies in Beijing - don't mention the grafters in Guangzhou... GOSH
Russia is made up of the steppes and tundra - with a bit of oil and gas underneath; that doesn't need fracking.
With the present rate of global warming; Russia could soon be a nice place to live...
Anyone for Glasgow GOSH
Credit card spending is up again - get your pay rise on tic...
More debt for the banks - already overloaded with funny money...
With governments unable - or wanting - to act nationally against the international banking system of rich gits.
Time to give em grief GOSH
Is European unrest being under-reported?
Is the mainstream media mis-reporting?
Did the bankers misell anything!
They think plebs are a gang of gonads GOSH
BHS stocks are being sold while the rich gits prevaricate and humans (plebs) are programmed for the scrap heap
The dodgy git that bought BHS for a quid has been made bankrupt twice...
The dodgy dealing owner of NUFC is bustarding in the background...
Between the devil and the deep blue C...here's your pay off dosh GOSH
Remember De lorean and the car with gull wing doors...
Gifts from the greedy to the gullable GOSH
The; G7, G20, world bank, IMF, OECD, OBAMA and Anybody with a few bob want us to stay in the EU.
Wonder if they all want Greece to stay in!
The best bet for us plebs is to stay in the trading block and get rid of the bankers and chums...
SAT 28th of May 2016
In 1999; after 22 years of restoration - must have been a zero hours contract - 'The Last Supper' was rehung in Milan.
Every few years; the latest version of 'watching paint dry' is dragged around the UK culture circuit.
In 1945 the body of Benny Mussolini (and other fascists) was hung upside down in Milan - not from a lamp post;
from an esso gas station girder.GOSH
According to the books; Jimmy Jesus came to a very sticky end at the hands of the people...
The deaths of both Jesus and Mussolini are still celebrated today - one by many millions; and, one by more than one thinks.
There's nowt as queer - in the old fashioned sense - as folk
Rumour has it; they form gangs GOSH
Victorian buildings have so much more going for them; than any modern day disaster.
Victorian values is what thatcherism wanted for the society that she didn't want to exist...
Victorian inequality is now flowing unfettered over Englands green and pleasant for some land...
Those now with the wealth aren't building a viable national infrastructure...
They are just grabbing ocean going yachts and giving gongs...GOSH
The EU states it is negotiating the TTIP (Transatlantic Trade Investment Partnership) as openly as possible
That means it's not - unlike plebs under the cameras; they must have something to hide...
This 'deal' is between the EU members and The US of A...
Rich politicians - subjected to large liner loads of lobbying - making tough decisions on
behalf of the plebs who produce...
Are they grafting like greedy gits at the graft...GOSH
The TTIP covers everything from barges to bottle openers...
From cartels to cures for constipation...
A cornucopia of collusive complication; lacquered over by layer upon layer of laughing all the way to the bank
lawyers legalese lingo.
Small print is for plebs not to read - ask a greedy git GOSH
A deal between two centre right pseudo socialist organisations.
Funded by the debt loaded private banks that they created...
Are you in the gaggle of graft; or a grafter GOSH
A stand alone Britain with an economy based on the funny money of belligerent banking is no solution.
The pound can't compete in a currency war - we are too big to be an offshore haven for long...
Better to stay in the EU and bring about change...
It won't be easy - time to give it a go GOSH
The changes to the Greek Economy demanded by the greedy gits will hit the Greek plebs the hardest.
The bail out money will be created by an ECB keyboard - Quantitave Easing...
More debt to keep the private banks in power...
The Greeks won't even get a glimpse of any of the funny money.
Funny money used to transfer the true wealth of Greece from the plebs to the rich.
SUN 29th of May 2016
Today in 1914 the Canadian ocean liner RMS (Royal Mail Steamer or Ship)Empress of Ireland collided with the
Norwegian collier SS Storstad in the fog of the St. Lawrence river.
She was launched from the govan yard in Glasgow in 1906 - for the Canadian Pacific Railway Co. to 'cater' for
the mass migration via Liverpool to North America.
The liner sank with the losss of 1,012 people, out of 1,477 on board:
59% of the crew and only 20% of the passengers survived.
41% of the first class pasengers were rescued.
Only 19% and 18% of the second and third class lived to tell the...
No figures for steerage class - Canada back to Liverpool - whats a few plebs; if any ! EH...
Only 4 children were saved - about 5%
13% of women and 28% of men survived...
If! the Storstad hadn't remained afloat and launched her life rafts...
Many more would have had a freezing watery grave. GOSH
Initially! both captains said they were stationary with the engines stopped.
When dna evidence conclusively proved the total innocence of many convicted Americans.
The prosecutors and police refused to believe they were innocent...
The psychologists sum it up as ' self justification'.
Me wrong! I've been trained to find people guilty - I'm a good guy GOSH
It's over 30 year since the Hillsborough disaster left 96 dead and over 700 injured.
If! you had lost a relative or friend - how would you feel?
The truth will officialy emerge from the dodgy depths of desperational denial...
Not as 'self justification'; but an establishment cover up...
Not the good guys again GOSH
50 tory MP's want a vote of 'no confidence' in dodgy dave cameron...
Even a proposed vote of 'no confidence' can bring about a resignation and a general election.
The unacceptable face of political fascism!/?...
One can only assume this is merely an election expenses disaster diversion; and/or a tactic in the Europe
stay or go game GOSH
Politicians... the've got to pitch a porky or two...
Joined up thinking...
No matter which side of the political divide - this is what one gets from self serving, coated in creepy careerism
Goebellian gas; gumph, garullous gush, glib gossip, covered in a grity gravy lacking gravitas. GOSH
Portugese patter merchant is rumoured to be signing contract for 10-15m english pounds/annum to 'run' midlands FC owned by
dodgy debt ridden Americans.
It is alleged that some footie fans use credit cards/loans to buy the 'season ticket'.
The TV money that keeps the premiership in business; comes from many of the European economic immigrants -
who pay a lot less over there...
Wonder if they will pay full wack over here or blend into the black/grey economy!
Does the footie game reflect the national economic game...GOSH
The economy of Greece is now a game of have and have nots...
Will it be the UK or Greece that is the 'bankers last stand'?
MON 30th of May 2016
Today in 1868; the Americans started observing Memorial Day - it used to be called Decoration Day.
Deco day was to remember the dead of the union side in the civil war.
Memo day is to remember all those who have died in uniform while serving their country.
More people are killed by fellow citizens on american soil than killed in theatres of war in modern times...
There they were...gone GOSH
Most countries on the planet have at least one day to remember the war dead...
In the first world war; on the goodies side:
The Russians had the most deaths... in uniform... 1.7m of 12m
France...1.35m of 8.4m
of 750 thousand
British Empire... 908 thousand out of 8.9 m
USA... 116,500 out of 4.35m
Total...5.1m out of 42.1m
These figures are just marginally less rough than the uniforms they died in;
And, not guestimates... GOSH
The cost including wounded, prisoners and missing:
One surprising fact/stat; on the baddie side...
The Austrian/ Hungarians suffered far higher losses than the Germans
A turbulent end...Gotterdammerung GOSH
The next world war was the sureal sublime to the really ridiculous...
An estimate of 70-80m deaths...
In Europe it was the Poles and, Russians again; that suffered the most losses by far
These stats don't include the deaths caused by disease and destruction...
A time of mass migration or greater grief GOSH
The blairites - or right wing of the labour party - must be really desperate to bring back bliar.
No matter how much spin - tony is still phony.
One of the duo responsible for the latest mass migration
Just like the bankers - they have done nothing wrong...
For you don't count the dead; when he's on your side...
Black gold and god GOSH
The death count in Iraq alone is officially nearing half a million - so it is much more in reality.
In war; truth is the first casuality.
The following statement sums up the conflict in the middle east...
'We aren't coming for your benefits; we are coming to avoid your bombs'
Life's a game GOSH
The Greeks have suffered a higher proportion of death disease and destruction due to war than many countries.
If! the baddies win the economic war - how many Greeks will emigrate?
TUES 31st of May 2016
Today in 1669; Sammy Pepys recorded in his diary for the last time; at the age of 36 - his lamps had started to go...
Sammy was a tory MP for a short while - many tory MP's today; have bad eyesight...
They can't see past their bank balance and have to pay someone to see as far as a tax haven.
It must be a myth; that many of the electorate think they are not greedy gits...GOSH
QE! Quantative Easing - the modern way to print money - Keyboard cash; is back on the books! again.
At first it was in the form of Government Bonds - how many times and how much?
This time it is corporate bonds - less safe and less gravitas GOSH
All bonds are a form of debt (more than 1 year) and can be controlled by goverments...
Putting money into an economy is supposed to stimulate it - in the nicest! possible way...
QE is the financial equivalent of steroids... last chance... take it easy...
Too much QE and too much inflation...Life's a gas.GOSH
QE is like aid - how much actually gets to where it is really needed!
Most of the money - for what ever reason - stays in the financial system...
Resist calling them bankers... At least two of them are not gonads GOSH
Corporate bonds are known as counter products - they can be traded on the open market and end up as anything...
If! I was a less trusting soul...
I would see this as a less than subtle attempt to get more dodgy funny money back into the open markets.
By dodgy funny money; I mean...:
And; any other form of secretive financial skullduggery - a certain percentage of which; contains laundered money.
Let's hear it for the guys and gals GOSH
Governments (humans without algorithms) caused/couldn't stop inflation before deregulation...
By the end of the next generation; people forget...
After deregulation - what chance have the chancers got! GOSH
In the age of private banking controlled economies; do they know what they are doing at all!
Hedge funds and relaxation of company accounts are just two of the tip of the cold as ice greedberg.
The same people who didn't see the last crash; are trying desperately - Oh so deperately - to prevent the next crash.
If! there was a god up there; he would let the bankers and chums go...
The Greeks have had a few gods over the ages.
People now know that the gods don't rule...
The greedy gits do.
Well! for now they do...