One couldn’t make it up...

MAR 17/3 to 23/3 2016




Thurs 17/3 2016



Remember when georgie boy used to bugger-up in a big way...
How can one get a budget anywhere near right!
If one is an upper bracket greedy git.

Pennies for the plebs...
Appear! to give the rich a damn good thrashing with a foam hammer.
The rich haven't anywhere else to go - now, 'new' labour's gone GOSH

Now the plan is to give the small business 'the break'; instead of the big...
New foreign (budget) cars for a few more - instead of super yachts for the few.
When you are desperate; try any game GOSH

We have been consistently told that the economy is doing great...
Despite the short term gains of the full frontal attack; on anything even vaguely socialism.
Who has been telling the porkies? the gurus GOSH

After this budget; the pound is down...
Inflation is too far down; to produce growth...
Since the banking crash; UK productivity is down...
And! guess who; is at a loss to explain why!
The establishment gurus of all genre - they are having a josh GOSH

The independent OBR - georgie boys baby - is formulating this and telling us that...
The politicians are sucking up the juicy bits and spinning them out...
The UK economic policy depends on - not the invisible hand - but; which lobby is the most gobby... GOSH.

Forget the spin and spatter of economic machination...
Since the start of thatcherism; this country has generated inequality - not real growth...
That's all there is to it - there one goes GOSH


GREECE
Have the Greeks had enough of becks and bordeaux; and, going back on the ouzo!








FRI 18/3 2016



Good day! Today; neighbours had the first episode in 1985
Some think it is a right load of gobblers GOSH


The apple factory in China has a dormitory so the workers can work
A sort of sweat on the job; but not sleep...
Anyone for a Gadget GOSH

There used to be a mini back end sticking out of the wall near the bottom of Shields Rd. Byker.
Next door upstairs was rag trade sweat shop - wall to wall sewing machines...
And you thought cafe tables were close!
Something beginning with G.GOSH

It was a sub-continent set up - with a few Byker lasses...
Even in them days; some people didn't have a disposable income.
Are you helping your offspring onto the property market?
Can all the young get up and go - let's hang on to what we got... GOSH

Last year it was the 'bedroom' tax...
This year it's the 'wheelchair' tax...
The contemporary unprecedented, in your face, belligerence of the greedy git gang GOSH

Should I spend or should I save...
Who knows how much funny money the greedy gits have stashed in tax havens!
Who knows how much money! the plebs have stashed under the floorboards!
Careful out there; funny money can turn real money into funny.
If! you let the greedy gits move the goals. GOSH


GREECE
Greece; like me
Is away for the weekend.








SAT 19/3 2016



On this day in 1992...
Andy and fergie were separated after 6 years...
The marital home was bought with laundered money...
Remember the toe sucking pic...
It's us that's the suckers - paying all that benefit for such low productivity...
Right royal! gobs GOSH

What's got 28 green eyes; 12 heads and a heart of stone?

A. An alien
B. The next frankenstein
C. The tory millionaire front bench

Can't you C the obvious answer.


What's got more jets than the latest UK aircraft carrier?

A. The Swiss Navy
B. The Argentinian Army
C. The Tesco board

C is the super answer...
When tesco was caught suppressing the suppliers and cooking the books...
It had two more on order...
The next UK carrier has more chance of the red arrows cos of techno/money dithering.
The've got it wrong again gruppen...


What makes the world go around?

A. Love
B. Money
C. The sun and something about gravity

Some would say the love of money...
C is the undeniable answer...
Muck about too much with the earth; and, it won't stop spinning...
But! we will...


Which country could elect; a too far right; racist,irrational,gargantuan greedy git, on his third floozie?

A. One of the ...stans
B. One of the ...guays
C. One off... America

Let's hope it's a one off non runner...
But! who am I? to persecute another persons politics...
The truth is indeed stranger than...



Which of these is the truest of modern day UK?

A. There's one law for the rich; and one for the poor...
B. Theres no law for the rich; and one for the poor...
C. There's one law for the rich; and two for the poor...

Unfortunately all three are true...
Don't believe me!
What's your take on tax, telephones and taking it...
They really are taking it...



GREECE
Gone fishing...( on the hoy)







SUN 20/3 2016



On this day in 1890; Otto Von Bismarck, the chancellor of Germany; was sacked...


What is the single most important factor for the rise of 'our' living standard?

A. The collapse of communism...
B. The adoption of supply side economics - the markets rule OK.
C. Women working...

C.
Wish what you will!
Without the womens wage - for many; it just wouldn't have happened.


What has been the fastest ever over 100,000 petition for a commons debate?

A. the cut of a leaders suit
B. The cut of a legal aid lawyers wig
C. The cut of £30 a week to the disabled

C. Is the first letter of cut and other words...
Surely this is the most callous conservative conniving in modern history.


What's the difference between a greedy git 30 bob business?
And! a posh pleb 30 bob business?

A. The greedy git has a posh accountant...
B. The Posh pleb has a 30 bob accountant...
C. No difference - they both go bust if the plebs have very little disposable income.

While A and B have more than a modicum of truth... C. Is the right between the eyes answer.



Is the UK debt?

A. Fuelling the pretend recovery.
B. Fooling the pretend recovery.
C. Fools gold to more inequality

Unfortunately (notice the word); all three are right as acid rain.
What's your debt pet...




GREECE
Didn't catch enough fish - will try again today







MON 21/3 2016



In 1556 the Archbishop of Canterbury; Tommy Cranmer, was burned at the stake today...
It is not recorded if his last swill was a bloody mary...
It's not every ones humour - the gallows GOSH

Dodgy dave and the greedy git gang have been run over by a mobility scooter...
They must have a splitting headache...
A migraine from the whisky grain! GOSH

Maybe! they should go to a NHS thingy near you...
And! get appropiate treatment from a recent graduate...GOSH

More than a million of the new 30 bob job 'self employed' won't have anywhere near
the minimum wage income to declare on their tax return.
The plebs on the new 'employment contracts' won't see the minimum wage...
Isn't inequality great GOSH

Durham city has a traffic problem...
People are dropped off in the congestion area and...
One person pays the £2 park and ride...
Big problem - Solution great GOSH

Are you genned up for the EU referendum?
What's the posh words; subjective... objective...
Should I stay or should I go GOSH


GREECE
We seem to be getting close to Greece leaving the Euro zone...
The ECB private banking fiddle isn't openly discussed.
Will the Greeks leave Europe? The Immigration problem is far from helping.








TUES 22/3 2016



Lucky! day for slaves in Puerto Rico.
The Spanish abolished slavery in 1873...
One had to pay for ones freedom.
Many couldn't afford to get up and go GOSH.

Wonder if there are any slaves in China!
Could be Apples ipad or watchgate GOSH

There's an old saying, 'learn by your mistakes'.
It's infinitey more rewarding, 'learning by someone elses mistake'.
The budget was a 'belter' by the dodgy dave gang - a grateful GOSH

It would have been ggreat timing to fetch out the chilcott report...
Alas; poor Yorick; this gang of 'b' failed movie manipulators, will be thinking more of 'mid term' timing.
Sound the gong GOSH

Will the chilcot enquiry be so thick with white wash...
That only a 'thicko' will try and read through it...
The Iraq (and other) war was - and still is - just like the expenses scandal.
They were all in it; and; at it, together NO GOSH

The line's gone dead about phone hacking...
It wasn't just the papers and a few bent bobbies.
All of the 'hallowed' professions of the capital city were at it...
Not one has been brought to account...
Should we just have a day of grief GOSH!

The first division of the civil service (the mandarins) were once renowned for...
the giving of sound independent advice to the political masters...
Those days are now long gone GOSH

The young weren't around to see the change...
Fortunately; more and more are realising; there must be change...
Take a good gander GOSH


GREECE
Will the young of Greece change...
to the Drachma.








WED 23/3 2016



In 1919; on this very day, a bloke called Benito started up the fascist movement in Milan...
In 1945 he was 'exterminated' by communists and later hung upside down from a lamp post in Milan...
A posthumous bottoms up gallows GOSH

Mussolini was - as one forgets - best chums with that 'bit of a horror' hitler...
Despite being the father of Italian fascism; he used the term 'socialist republic' as a sort of selfie...
Getaway! but with it he gotaway GOSH

Some of the things benny boy got up to to retain power:
change the voting system
Pass 'draconian' laws against trade Unions
Control the press and media Secrecy - they didn't have the 'FOI' act to suppress in them not so far away days
Interfere with education nationally
Claim everything carried out in his name was for the good of the nation
Some gadgee GOSH

It is not widely known that; in his early days benny boy was a first world war socialist fighting against the germans...
In 1917 he was paid the today equivalent of 6 grand/week; to write against anti-war protesters in Italy...
By MI5...
Governments GOSH

He must have spent all the money; cos...
At the start of the second world war he was on the side of the germans.
A political opportunist - or a; man of greatness GOSH

Is history repeating itself - without the deathly violence...?
Hold on! the death is already here...
Just for the plebs and gofers GOSH


GREECE
It is a long, long time, since Greece has had an in your face, national/international statesman/belligerent...
Can't think of one!
Can you?




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