One couldn’t make it up...


MAR 9/3 to 16/3 2016




WED 9/3 2016



The gruppenfuhrer has just bought a desk diary for me...
Better late than never - giggle or gush GOSH

Today - 1959 - is Barbie's official birthday...
Would you (ye) marry her for her money or body!...
Has that got you going GOSH

Lost it already - not todays 'plant'...
The 16gb usb stick to boot linux from...
The windows 10 upgrade is only free for a year - sucker!
Them microsoft muppets must think there's one born every gigasec GOSH

Wonder how much georgie boys mate; the Gov of the bank of the 'UK' economy.
Is keyboarding into the 'bonus boys' data banks this time!
Does it remind one of the godfather GOSH

The excuse! it's not that our economy is still dodgy - no desparadoes at this dance...
It's cos of the economic uncertaintity of Grexit GOSH

The greedy gits are gambling again - it's OK...
Many plebs are not even aware of funny money (mark 3 and counting)
They haven't grabbed me by the gonads GOSH

The greedy git gangs are using the funny money even more sinisterly; since the banking crash.
They are buying up manufacturing with the funny money; to convert it into real money...
Us plebs are barred from the game GOSH

Another one of the 'big six' - how many! - energy providers is - even after the creative accounting - is looking dodgy.
Don't mention the nuclear...
We are all agog GOSH

It really is time to bring back the 'n' word...
Nationalisation.
Save the grid GOSH


GREECE
Another day... another dodgy dollar/euro...
Or! drachma...








Thurs 10/3 2016



On this day in 1906 an underground electric railway line was opened...
It became officially; the 'bread maker small room' line
Getaway GOSH

Met a young 'posh pleb' in Gateshead council sauna yesterday...
Third generation chinese; who had just finished course as fibre glass engineer at Newcastle college.
Would write this a damn lot quicker; without the 'G'GOSH

Two; employment 'agency' wallahs had advised her to head south...
She was going to London to rip up the streets lined with gold and install BT copper wire broadband...
Copper not fibre under the gold GOSH

Her mother had always - almost daily - advised one goal in life...
Get rich girl...get rich girl GOSH...

After two years 'experience'; a BT subsiduary would pay her 22 grand/annum...
In sunny London! not exactly going for gold GOSH

Manchester and other cities were mentioned by her...
The cost of living in london by me...
Her future was planned... for London.
She wanted to be in with the gangs of greedy gits GOSH

Didn't have the 'heart' to mention the BT UK business plan...
£billion off the UK taxpayer; outsource equipment production for cheap labour to China;
pay peanuts to the peasants in the UK...
Go gal... go GOSH

She was aware she couldn't make a living in the NE.
She wasn't aware that the NE is is just a backwater of the education industry...
Who am I to disagree GOSH

The European bank 'bonus boys' have more or less confirmed the coming of negative interest rates - to stimulate the economy...
The arrogance and effluence...
Industry won't invest and governments won't use fiscal policy...
The rsoles of alchemy have had their day - they have been captured...
Long past the time to go GOSH


GREECE
Grim up North!
It's really grim in Greece...
Time to make a decision soon.








FRI 11/3 2016



On this day in 1955 a sweaty sock called Alex F...died...
What made him great? GOSH

Well! the remaining professional politicians of the labour party - remember the the ones who backed the 'bonus boys'...
The ones who left; and are now working for the 'bonus boys' and their 'chums'
Have done the mandatory undercover conniving; and come up with a compromise - a spy...
An ex government gladiator GOSH

Danny boy Jarvis; ex military man - an officer no less - is the new labour 'middle man' for the media...
to feed to the posh plebs
It was DH Lawrence, who came up with, 'a man in the middle; is in for a very hard life indeed'.
He wasn't all peckers and pubes...
Sexuall gory and philosophical glory GOSH

The Army, as an organisation; is certainly a different beast to civvy street...
However; that organisation, is staffed by humans...
There's some that say - including me - that an army officer is a mysterious mix of, psycho/socio/path and aspiration.
Mistake one - stick just your head above the trench and have a gander GOSH

What does negative 'interest' rates actually mean to us plebs...
It means; the greedy git bankers have made such a mangled mess...
They are now desparate enough to openly gamble - it was coming; the great gamble No GOSH

The bankers and chums are not trying to save economies.
They are trying to save themselves...
The greedy gits GOSH

The amount of funny money has reached such an extent that the banking system is now surreal.
It has become detached from the real world...
The greedy gits know - Gad zooks GOSH - No GOSH

In the old days - world recession; or not - because of international competition...
Nation states experienced inlation at different times.
Now; the electronic centralised banking boyos have merely created; an international form of inflation.
To deflate to the desired degree; the greedy gits are going to give inflation another go GOSH

How do us plebs; preserve/protect/promote the pound in our pocket; under the bed/floorboards; where/ever...
Just get rid of the greedy gits GOSH

And! how do we get rid of the greedy gits...
We need some one to come along; who openly tells the truth politically and economically.
Not someone who sticks his head up for a gander GOSH

Hold on! haven't we already got some one giving it a go GOSH.


GREECE
The greek greedy gits must go soon.








SAT 12/3 2016



On this day in 1930 who began the 'salt march' to protest against the monoply of salt held by British colonial rule in India?
A. Samuel C Cerebos
B. An old bloke in the navy
C. M K Gan...
It was C; the peaceful protester; who went onto take other UK patter with a pinch of salt...
A gargantuan grumbler GOSH



How many tory MPs voted against cuts to the disabled allowance?
A. None of them
B. One of them
C. Three of the blighters

C. Three; 309 were for the cuts and 16 abstained against the whips.
26 labour - yes 26 - abstained...
The cuts are reckoned to save 1 £billion over 4 years...
How many people haven't got a proper job - never mind the disabled...
Must think they are gods GOSH



Who has had the biggest pay rises since the banking crash?
A. The bankers
B. The bosses
C. The baddies

A. The bankers are still the fattest cats
The bosses of all types aren't far behind...
The baddies (MPs) behind them... are getting, after 10% last year, 1.3% this year.
The public sector - including doctors and nurses - have been awarded 1% by the MPs
Apart from the money; they still dont get it GOSH



How many nation states are Euro zone members of the EU?
A. 9
B. 19
C. 39

B.
Of the 28 nation members; 19 use the Euro and 9 don't...
Of the 9 that dont... 7 are 'obliged' to join... leaving 'us' and Denmark out in the 'cold'. The Euro club has strict currency conditions for the members - often relaxed...
Remember we used to be in the Euro from Oct. 1990 to 16 Sept 1992.
I think it's called black wednesday - three cheers for the bankers + chums - lend's a fiver gov!.
In the long term; a currency depends not only on its strength - but the No. of people that use it - its weight.
The bankers devilry of creaming off the top - all currencies were once valued against gold GOSH



What is the currency of China?
A. The Renminbi
B. The Yuan
C. The yen

The official currency is called the Renminbi.
The unit is the yuan - the equivalent of the pound - by name.
The smallest coin is 0.01 yuan; and is now rarely used...
The yen is japanese of course...
And! like all currencies nowt to do with Gold GOSH



Which group/area of countries is having talks to merge their currencies into one?
A. The far East + russia or Australia/or them both.
B. The second and third world countries.
C. The middle East oil exporters.

C. is the answer - the little tinkers Eh!
Fracking doesn't make the world go around...
A currency based on black gold GOSH.



Supply and demand are supposed to determine the strength of a currency.
Which countries have tried to stimulate their economies by chucking funny money at the problem; the most?
A China.
B.Europe
C.America

China doesn't need funny money; but,is becoming less averse to playing the currency war game.
The western world banks are so enigmatically enmeshed electronically...
Even the nation states aren't sure who's kidding who...
Some call it 'culture' - I call it a corruption cosh GOSH



The trade agreement and currency wars; are no less viscious than the real wars.
Stand up (alone) for the greedy gits of England - play the game GOSH


GREECE
The game with Greece is such an important one...
Will there be an endgame - has it already started!








SUN 13/3 2016



A German joe bloggen; who advanced the general theory of relativity; might be born tomorrow in 1879
Unless somebody bends the rules...
More gravity! GROSH

Them germans Eh!...
Mallard holds the world steam engine speed record - 126 and a bit mph.
Wonder which nationality was only 1/2 mph behind!
Less gravity! gotterdammering.

It took 60 years (the ups and downs of long term international finance) for the UK to pay off the 1945 loan from America
At the time of the loan - don't mention the war - the British Empire was owed over twice as much in total; by other countries.
At the time in history! nation states had some control of the 'money'
less gravy train more government GOSH

The Greek debt (relative) is just over twice what we borrowed off the yanks in 1945.
Greece has a pop. of 11m - we have a pop. of 62m.
Gimmee gimmee gimmee... it's gone GOSH

The Greek debt was provided by international private banking; with the collusion of goverments.
The European Central bank - while officially not dominated by the Germans; but certainly having the edge - holds much of the national Greek debt...
They have the Greeks by the goolies and under the cosh GOSH

Some of the Greek debt; to pay off the debt; was secretly (corruptly) arranged by Gold...man Sachs
Our gov. of the B of E used to work for goldman sachs - was he there at the time!
Those banker boy (and girl now) execs know how to get up and go GOSH

In Europe it's not the Germans v the Greeks...
Its' the bankers v the plebs...
One has to go GOSH


GREECE
The last bail out of the UK banks cost each UK family £21,000 - you ain't seen nothing yet...
Each 'person' in Greece owes the banks about £23,000 - shall we hang-em!








MON 14/3 2016



Everbody and his chien (dog)/ her chienne (careful now!) is seriously questioning the cost of nuclear energy.
Con leader of UK! and Socialist! leader of France, have staged photo/video call on set of posh steps and declared...
No de problem... we can sort it... a pint won't cost a gallon GOSH

Turkeys don't vote for Xmas...
Chickens are becoming aware of the easter extra workload.
Megawatts cost giga lolly - Golly GOSH

The generation of nuclear energy is just a short term technological attempt by man to outwit nature.
Man will never beat Mother Earth.
Is a trip to mars a goer GOSH

The energy from natural resources lobby is almost non existent,
The nuke; sorry! nuclear; lobby is relatively gargantuan GOSH...

Not only is the short term actual technology and build cost being given a roasting...
The long term cost of nuclear waste is never given a good grilling GOSH

Nuclear waste still has the status, 'royal retard'...
No matter what the cost; keep it out of the gallery GOSH

Oh! just one more thing for us; neophyte,numptie,nutjobs ( see how I didn't call you a pleb)
A nuclear industry is handy for the nuclear arms aficionados...
Don't mention Armageddon GOSH

Are France and the UK (soon to be England - don't mention the word little or oil) secretly negotiating to be... The nuclear detergent for Europe!
A sort of, instead of anglo/american; European gangbang GOSH

In or out of Europe...
If it does kick off...
Dodgy dave and the gang are nominating London (not Paris) as the first target...
How gallant GOSH



GREECE
Will Greece go ballistic with the bankers!








TUES 15/3 2016



Today in 1877 the first Aussie v England match began...
It was in Australia at the Melbourne Cricket Ground GOSH

Australia has a bank called the commonwealth bank of Australia.
It was a national state run bank which became a multi national and privatised...
It became just like our banks after deregulation - say no more -...
I never mentioned greedy gits GOSH

This is the bank that put more holes in the great barrier reef...
Than the Aussie police put in Ned Kelly...
Fossil fuels and guns GOSH

The sea lanes around the arctic are opening up all year now...
What kind of person still denies global warming!
They are either not part of this planet; or...
Right greedy gits GOSH

Global trading; or taking - not very often mutual - economic advantage of another country...
Contributes greatly to global warming...
Wouldn't it be more spiffing; to trade closer to home!
There he goes... thinks he's one of the gods GOSH

If every nation made a profit from trading...
If not one nation made a profit from trading...
Wouldn't all trading stop!
No marks for them thoughts...
What colour are the shoots of recovery!
Not! green GOSH

Though it's well in the interest of the establishment ( it used to be the rich ) to suppress...
- The mainstream media content isn't decided by a democratic meeting of sackable hacks
Just like a bullion or jewellery heist it's plotted in almost total secrecy.-
Even! the dumbest dunderhead...
The numbest of numpties...
Can see the economic polarisation of people across much of the planet...
There may be trouble ahead!... It's here now. Where's me gun GOSH.


GREECE
Has had a rather large defence budget since the 'troubles' with Turkey
The new socialist government is cutting back on 'defence'.
The UK arms industry aren't happy about it.
Greece is in Europe and might get out...
Turkey is trying to get in...
Don't mention the immigrants...








WED 16/3 2016


Today in 1926; - 90 year ago - an American (not a nazi) fired off the first liquid fuel rocket
He was called prof. Robert Hutchings Goddard GOSH

Heh diddle diddle
The fat cats on the fiddle...
The cow jumped over the moon
It's not only come true - it's in our galaxy GOSH

Well it's true about the cat; and, almost true about the cow...
Two days ago a russian/european set-up launched a rocket to sniff out methane on Mars.
Is it ironic that; man can cooperate more on other planets than this one...
A long shot rocket to the gravy; GOSH

It will take 7 month for the rocket to arrive...
And! you thought life on the western bypass was eye glazing GOSH.

They (whoever they are) aren't really expecting to find a cow shaped alien.
Is the methane produced biologically - hence life - but not as we know it...
Or! is it just two randy rocks rubbing together GOSH

Anyway shouldn't the cow have landed on Venus...
And! Mars is a load of bull....
Don't mention Uranus - It's not all about flatulence...
Pass the guiness GOSH

A man has volunteered for the one way trip to Mars.
Any volunteers for Venus!
Must! be a gal GOSH

When Mars turns out like the Moon - no precious metals...
It will be onto the next stop...
Life or money... Onwards and upwards - would you like to go GOSH


GREECE Greece is now stating publically...
It could borrow money outside Europe to stay in Europe.
Life can be a game.





VLR