One couldn’t make it up...


MAR 1/3 to 8/3 2016




TUES 1/3 2016



They are getting rid of the jungle...
Time to get rid of the city.
Are you a greedy git gambler...GOSH

UKIP have a new colour...
Economic immigrant indigo.
Some wanted; grabem by the goolies grey GOSH

The EDL have a new colour...
Union jack jaded jaundice
Some wanted; up ya jacksie joker


The Lib Dems have a new colour...
Student loan lemon.
Some wanted; up yours yellow

The BNP has a new colour...
Knuckle draggers dim drab
Some wanted; national numptie neon

New labour has a new colour...
Old posing pouch plum.
Some wanted; champagne socialist sunset satin

The tory party has a new colour...
tory toff trough.
Some wanted; con coffin khaki


GREECE
The Greek and Scots flags are the same colours...
Funny that!








WED 2/3 2016



Barclays are trying to 'repair' their public image...
Ever tried stopping people fleeing death by bombing.
Will the barclay bonus boys - yes this country voted for them; remember - 'pay' for the greed! GOSH

Trump and Clinton; possible front runners in an even more isolated America.
Shares in wall building are going through the roof...
Can the yanks afford all them gattling guns and gobs... GOSH

With the Germans it was guns or butter...
Don't mention the Empire...
The sunset and there it was gone. GOSH

The yanks; even with a 'democratic' leader; seem intent on maintaining top dog position
Using law (TTIP) and guns...GOSH

A generation ago; 1 in 22 were lawyers in America - 1 in 11 in Boston...
Lawyers and bankers are like: reagan and thatcher, bush and blair, obama and anybody...
Any way of gathering greed for them gits GOSH

The chinese - with or without Russia - are strong enough to laugh at yankee law and guns.
Will Europe - with or without England - be 'piggy in the middle', without; expanding...
The gannets - not the 'guillable' - are gambling the greed GOSH

The 'rich' economies are all running a deficit; fuelled by massive debt...
The currency wars are not about strength - it's about who has the least amount of funny mmoney...
See what happens when you hand the reins to the greedy git gangs.GOSH

The tory toffs are really taking 'it', now...
Ask the lib dems if the tory toffs took it...
Oh! they have nearly all gone GOSH

The cons bought off the pensioners to win the election.
And! now! those who rely on state and ever poorly performing private pensions have to pay...
The pension 'time bomb game' affects the poor; not the rich.
The rich gits have grabbed the posh plebs by the goolies again.NO GOSH

Never mind the generation gap...
This country - whatever the electoral mandate - is generating...
A generation wealth gap - are you giving it a go GOSH


GREECE
Will the next generation of Greeks be relatively poorer!
Don't ask the bankers.








THURS 3/3 2016



How does one decide on in or out!
Do those on the out; have a firm and reliable means of income elsewhere in the world!
The 'empire' strikes back...Garth vader GOSH

Will the EU make it more economical for the ex 'ins' to start competing with the 'outs'
Will we start using wooden ships with sails to protect the planet...
Will they be attacked by the Euro galleons GOSH

The US investment banks have a faustian pact with the Euro and pound...
They have more funny money in the ECB, than the B of E...
The hedge funds will have a go at anybody - that is what they do...
The last word in ungallant GOSH

What makes a posh pleb vote for the rough tough tory toffees - UKIP?
Why is dave dodgy and boris beautiful now?
The mind has gone GOSH

How does jo and jackie pleb work out how far the NHS is on the path to privatisation?
Can you look into the eyes of all levels of income of NHS staff and...
Tell if they care; or just greedy gits GOSH

The new NHS buildings were constructed by capitalism - tory and 'socialist' capitalists...
Most public buildings in an area near you were built on the PFI...
They are now called; RGI - rich gits initiative...
Nearly had you going GOSH

The private finance initiatives (PFI) are traded on the open market(s)
They are still not on the government books...
All part of the funny money (mmoney) fiasco created by the establishment condoned bankers.
How greedy can one get GOSH

Here's some advice for modern macho man.
Keep your back straight and stand back from the sink when washing the dishes.
Heat can affect the gonads GOSH


GREECE
Is it just the dishes that get greasy in Greece...








FRI 4/3 2016



The politicians are slagging each other off!
Who'd have fought it - Geronimo; josh GOSH

The bookies (bastards - or; servants of society) will give one odds...
On anything political - except 'slagging off'.
The bookies; like the bankers; very, very, rarely dont win.
Go on Joe; have a go GOSH

Long gone are the days when it was chancer against bookies bonce...
It's all instant electronic odds and offshore...
The bookies don't gamble GOSH

Messi (and dad) go on trial for tax fraud in Spain; 3 days after the champions league final...
And; more than likely; will affect an appearance for Argentinia...
And; you thought the England 'team' was bad...
International...multinational... how does one get so greedy GOSH

The UK! multinational banks are losing real money...
Yet; gaffers still pay themselves massive bonuses...
The self glorification of greed GOSH

The bosses and MPs are 'doing' OK...
The plebs on the bottom; are 'scraping' away...
A game of two gangs GOSH

The public purse is snapped tightly shut for a disabled family.
And as wide as can be; for the royal family.
The rich making tough decisions for the poor.
Good job we are all in it together GOSH

The football 'breakaway' boys are back in town...
It's all about maximising percentage profit.
Less balls and more brass... The greedy git game GOSH.

The plastic pitch punters will be lobbying football again...
New build housing estates are saying, sod it to nature; and laying plasic grass...
The other mans grass is always greener...GOSH


GREECE
Greece is a bit short of grass...
Plenty of immigrants though...








SAT 5/3 2016



Long gone are the days when we killed each other 'legally' in this country...
The king never said, 'would you pop round the palace; I want to chop your head off'...
Summon the plebs - our side, or not - to watch
humour of the gallows GOSH

Long gone are the days when we sent a gun boat up the yangtze...
(the Chinese now send their kids to the russell group of universities)
The Admirals at home never said, some of you will get killed; of course...
The plebs at home will build another gunship GOSH

Now the riches of the empire have long gone for the rich.
The rich (greedy gits) are pushing the wheelchairs of the poor and disabled into the Thames.
We'll grab the NHS - the plebs won't realise there are plebs in the chairs...
Pick a river near you - you gonad GOSH.

Now; in the era of information...
Are the greed goggles selling like warm snake oil; or the hot cakes of marie antoinette!
Your kids won't have to go up the chimney or down the mine...
Good game or gamble GOSH

Clean for the queen...
Or! retch on the rich...
Play your own game GOSH


GREECE
The Greeks played the democratic game...
Will the game become even more violent?








SUN 6/3 2016



Profane politicians porkies - forgot the quiz...
I just make this up as I go...GOSH


Which country has the biggest 'defence' budget in the world?
A. USA
B. Us
C. Uganda

A. is the best shot
The yanks spend four times as much on 'defence' as the next... the Chinese
Best not to call either of em Gooks GOSH

We have one of the biggest 'defence' companies in the world - BAE; formed by merger...
A Co. at the tops in technology - has a load of geeks GOSH

Uganda had only one national arms firm - BBC - only made one weapon; the bash the british cosh.
Went into liquidation when they got the land back...
A sort of no dosh in cosh GOSH


Which country has 'defended' itself the most times; in recent history?
A. USA
B. Us
C. Uraguay

A. The yanks have made 32 military interventions in foreign countries since 1990.
Attack is the best form of defence... don't mention the government gifts and undercover conniving
Oil and gongs GOSH

In the same time they have had to bail out the banks and car industry - to name but two...
By the creation of funny money(1) and funny mmoney(2) electronically...
It's now data banks instead of stores of gold GOSH

What has America the most of...?
A. tanks
B. banks
C. cranks

Without any reasonable research...
A perfunctory perusal of: politician, police and professional; as personified by the mainstream media...
Must inarguably ascertain the awsome answer...
C. by a Galveston gigametre GOSH

How many significant 'military interventions' has the UK made since 1990?
A. one
B. Ten
C. Too many

The answer is B.
And C. by ten...
Politicians have such gallantry GOSH

The establishment have wasted £billions on war... In the national accounts - a fortune for the few and misery for the many.
Gold for the get em up gang GOSH


GREECE Wonder if Greece has any gold...
Not to pay the funny money loans though.








MON 7/3 2016



Nancy Reagan is dead...
She was the US equivalent of thatcher...
Virago GOSH

They reckon he was a lib demmy until he married her.
From acting with monkey to playing the flunkey...
A man with the luck to deny democracy and the gun GOSH

Remember the hostage rescue in the desert mission helicopter 'crash'...
It was nancy girl who used a medium to locate! the site of the plane...
See if you can now find any written down reference - the truth is stranger...
Just a good old girl GOSH

When the western world banks went down - nowt to do with greed...
Barclays refused the UK bailout and borrowed money (stacks) off the Arabs (oil) It lied about how much - to date; its most consistent characteristic; corruption.
The greediest of the greedy git gangs GOSH

Barclays is now pulling out (trying to flog up) of Africa; and other bits of the world...
Pundits - the professional type - are at a loss as to why...
The new (another one) CEO is regrouping; is the public 'explanation'... don't mention the funny mmoney...
The garble of greedy gits GOSH

EDF - the private french state company - is hinting at not having enough dosh for the UK nuclear power station...
The finance director has resigned...
Wasn't dodgy dave getting the gelt from the Chinese government. GOSH

Npower - owned by the germans is laying off 2,500 in the UK...
When the greedy git tories go on about sovereignty...
It really gets ones goat GOSH

Can you spot the modern media new golden rule...
When the economy is in trouble its a world recession - not the tories...
What a gang GOSH


GREECE
Grexit is almost a reality again...
The bulk of the funny money loan is german/US bank skullduggery...
The french are laid back about the repaying of their smaller loan.








TUES 8/3 2016



This country has the best government that money can buy...
Everbody has 'hobby'...
Not least the gobby GOSH...

The national 'books' are now a mangled mess.
The gravy train needs a new guard... A long gone GOSH.

The B of E is now going to pump £billions into the 'national' economy...
To settle the markets - cos of the instability, that might be caused by the process of brexit.
What a load of GOB..... Gosh

Since the eighties; us plebs have been told; that a market economy is the national panacea...
And; since the eighties; the electorate (the ones that voted) have bought it, crook, line and blinker.
Is it now time for a good gosh GOSH.

The 'markets'; despite more than a generation of free rein; couldn't prevent an international bank crash...
As - even Nadger the numptie from N....(pick a town near you) - everyone knows; they bleeding caused the crash
Now; the muppets of the markets have ( democratic but not moral) complete control of our economic destiny...
Are we in the hands of the greedy gits or the gods GOSH

The gang of greedy gits - led by a goldman sachs banker; remember - are merely making themselves richer by making more funny mmmoney...
The markets can only make real money, if! there is no sound manufacturing base to support it.
A longer than necessary phase of a few getting the gold - and for the many! gonnerrhea GOSH

Will 'our' economy be better off (that means you; pleb) in four years time!
Go on! have a guess GOSH


GREECE
The Greek economy is long past the era of the manipulation and manoeuvering of money.
Is Grexit a greater goer than Brexit!
In or out; for both countries...
Are us plebs just hanging on to fools gold?






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