One couldn’t make it up...


June 8th - June 15th 2016




WED 8th of June 2016



Guess which dystopian ( the opposite of utopian ) novel was published in 1949!
1984; of course; written by George Orwell; who died one year later aged 46...
'Who controls the past controls the the future...
Who controls the present controls the past'.
A George Orwell quote; with galaxies of gravitas...GOSH

The words:
Big brother
Newspeak
Thought crime
Doublethink
room 101
Are now part of everyday life...
And the one everyone forgets...
Memory hole - which means oblivion...
There it was... gone GOSH

Orwellian is an adjective...
Official deception, secret surveillance and manipulation of recorded history by the state.
Most are aware of the digital information and manipulation, the cameras and the phones in the hands of 'private business'
If, you don't think that governments can't access this info!
You need another hole; way below your, 'If you've got nothing to hide...' hat.
Your chip gate and garden gate mate... are now a spy gate GOSH

The cloud - large villages of out of town; well guarded, data banks - make it ever so easier for 'those in charge'...
Windows 10 can now monitor every stroke of your keyboard...
Your 'smart phone' is just as much their 'pal' as yours...
The latest Samsung smart tv's had inbuilt two way tv's; which had to be disabled...
1984 is here and now - it's only 30 years late... Gadzooks GOSH

1984 had the world in three superstates - with the UK as part of Oceania - the americas...
Climate change wasn't foreseen by Orwell.
The UK will stay as part of the world central trading block - economically; and, politically.
Some people can't see that...
I diplomatically refrain from calling them 'retards and gonads'.GOSH


GREECE
Greece is part of the world central trading block - It will remain so...
But; default on most of the loans from the ECB and world funny money banking game.
They have as much chance of paying off the bank loans; as...
Some one with a degree in post peonapalese puppetry and pea shelling, has...
In paying off their student loans - which like the NHS; are fighting the ongoing, incessant, speculatively counter- productive, process of privatisation.

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THURS 9th of June 2016



1928; a German fokker; with a crew of two second generation Aussies and two yanks made the first successful trans-pacific flight.
The gang were pioneers in aviation transport - not passengers...
Both the Aussies died young in plane crashes...
Self employed; with the backing of 'the rich'; flying gladiators GOSH

The flying game took off with passengers not freight...
Orville and Wilbur (I kidd ye knot) Wright were the first fellows to manage powered flight.
The first proper flights were; private, sport and military...
Ex military planes were used to transport people and freight after the second world war...
No plebs - it was still a rich mans game GOSH

The first commercially succesful flights were internal (dc-3) American flights.
In the 1960's UK air travel was still for the monied classes - no jocks geordies or gypsies- well; very few indeed...
Get the bus - you gormless gits GOSH

It wasn't till the seventies that flying took off for the masses of plebs.
Jobs, holidays abroad, and, a few bob in one's pocket - many 'workers' were in unions; before new labour...
Will it take the 2020's to see off new labour - 'the representatives of the aspirational'...
Us plebs cannot be that gormless GOSH

'Carries less weight than a politicians promise'; could! be one of mine...
' Yeh! and pigs can fly', definitely is not.
The aviation industry have told quite a few porkies in their time.
Most of 'business' play the same game NO GOSH

In the eighties we; as a family could afford an impromtu ad hoc Jan. break in Benidorm.
The Newcastle; less than one third full; flight was re-directed via Glasgow.
Two hour wait in the Glasgow terminal - phew -; then they appeared; prompted by the boarding call...
Tripping up the stairs; self resplendent; in their funny shorts, cacaphony of coloured Hawaiin! shirts; mixture of grubby sombreros and stetsons - complete with huge Spanish 'donkey'...
Fortunately! they all fell asleep - off the planet - they were long gone GOSH

The actual week in Benidorm in january was one the best holidays we experienced.
We flew direct back to Newcastle - but flew over Newcastle (2300hrs +) and landed at midlands airport...
They weren't going to de-ice the runway for one plane... Goddamn GOSH

This was in the day when the customer was always right.
We are now in the era when the customer is always wrong.
The rich now have pleb against pleb...
The first to admit it gets a gong GOSH


GREECE
There's still time to stop 'sir' phil greens yacht getting anywhere near a Greek port.
Nobody - especially the rich - is guilty...

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FRI 10th of June 2016



1829; the first oxbridge boat race at henley-on-thames.
The boaty mcboat race is now sponsored by america based international money men.
Oxbridge now; more than ever; represents international elitism - money making more than knowledge; by far...
The top income 1% minions are recruited from the top international universities...
Entry to the world of the top 1% is by interview not qualification.
The greediest of the greedy gangs GOSH

They see it as different of course - they are helping the country and us plebs...
The money is just a fortunate bi-product of the life style...
The vast majority are just great - not greedy GOSH

The unacceptable faces of capitalism - Green and Ashley - are the acceptable sacrifices of capitalism...
While the real greedy gits bask benignly beligerent in the background.
Funny money banks for the rich - food banks for the poor...
The food bank in mayfair gives out grapes GOSH

Mohammud Ali has his funeral today - the family (mostly female) are fighting over the millions he left. alledgedly...
The queen (who) has her official birthday tomorrow - it's always a saturday in june...
A day when plebs are allowed to demonstrate their subservience...
The royalty represent the rich and get their wealth from the poor...
Long live the queen! - just another one of the greedy gang GOSH

The Euro footie starts today...
Roy the boy Hodgson is the oldest and highest paid coach in the tournament.
It lasts till july the tenth.
It will only liven up if one of the goalies gets it in the goolies GOSH

The English fans have already kicked off in Marseille...
Marseille is the oldest city in France.
Wonder how old the fans are?
The wine they are on has probably aged grander... GOSH

The Russian team coach is working for expenses and win bonus only...
It seems that Fabio's pay off has bankrupted the Russian FA.
Remember Fabio; the English FA forked out a fortune - and, he couldn't even speak english...
It seems the russians are just as daft - they deserve everthing they don't get GOSH

Not long to the Euro referendum day - golly
It's one man/women one vote...
Yet; the greedy gits have had a massive amount of the media manipulation.
If! everyone who spoke publically; declared their vested interests publically...
Perhaps the undecided - and marginally decided - would have a better idea where to go GOSH


GREECE
If! the Greek people decide conclusively to default on the loans before the 23rd of june.
Many more Europeans will stay in Europe and tell the bankers where to go.

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SAT 11th of June 2016



1770; HMS Endeavour ran aground on the great barrier reef...
One can just imagine the ecstacy and the agony...
A sensorial sailing exploring new found land; then crunch-grappled GOSH

James Cook worked his way up through the ranks of the Royal Navy as a navigator...
The Royal Society got Cook - at the age of 39 - the rank of lieutenant; enabling him to captain the Endeavour...
Not the royal navy - gang of goons GOSH

No one knew the barrier reef was there - what a silly place to put it.
Mankind will find a way of getting rid of it - mark my exploitative words...
Nature! - let's go for the lolly Golly GOSH

The latest RN vessel to run aground was a nuke sub; off the Island of Sky.
A non nuked commission/training dodah with navigational aids (the computers) off....
Humans and/or AI made by humans - can be at times a spectacular gaffe GOSH

What shall we do with the first guilty robot!
Shall we hang him/her/it!
It's the rich that gets the pleasure - it's the poor that gets the blame game... NO.NO... GOSH

We all make mitsakes...
The latest, ever increasing, ongoing mistake...
Prosecute the poor - the well paid rich; not guilty GOSH

When the banking crash - caused by the not guilty greedy gits and delayed by more unprosecuted skullduggerry - came about.
The pundits of all disciplines and dogmas; at first, questioned the very structure and efficacy of banker driven capitalismmm!
Then! realising, they had evaded any real form of sanction; mooted the idea that social mobility was the cause and solution...
Class 'mobility' is the problem - the haves and have-nots - tinkering at the edges won't solve the problem...
Can the greedy gits see the problem!...
Pass the goggles - whitewash or gloss! GOSH


GREECE
The problems of the Greeks are profoundly greater than ours...
Other nation states of the European Union have similar - but, to a lesser degree - problems.
The haves and have-nots are an European problem without the complications of migration.
A good big un always beats a good little un...

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SUN 12th of June 2016



1849; Harry Houdini escaped from a straitjacket; while suspended upside down, 40feet above the ground.
He was an illusionist and escape artist...
There he was gone GOSH

Harry Rednapp was an illusionist and escape artist...
He gave the illusion he could manage football clubs - premier league manager of the year once - and escaped jail!
He had a secret tax free account in his doggies name - rosie - and a jury found him not guilty...GOSH

The best escape artists are the bankers - one could put real money on it.
Since the 2008 crash; banking has paid £billions in fines for every criminal activity in money imaginable
Not until 2015 was one UK banker put in jail - no josh GOSH

Some bankers and greedy gits in the finance industry have been jailed in the USof A - even Germany; Iceland jailed nearly all the gits.
Many more bankers were jailed in the relatively less worse 1980 crash - a real gotcha GOSH

Nowadays it is not a crime to run a bank into the ground and lower...
Despite all the masses of massive fines; no one is guilty GOSH

Us plebs bailed out the banks post 2008...
Socialism for the rich; Capitalism for the poor...
Collusion with governments have kept the bankers out of jail - No josh GOSH

The creation of funny money saved the banking system.
The plan; the sweat of a plebs brow would turn the funny money into real money (wealth)
The plan hasn't worked Golly NO GOSH

There is now more funny money in the system than ever...
The western world is being bank rolled by debt as the rich get richer and the poor get poorer...
Lets hang on to what we got...GOSH


GREECE
The Greeks have to give up their real money national assetts to the international greedy gits as a condition of extending the repayment period of the funny money loans.
Will they be suckers!

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MON 13th of June 2016



1955; Russia dicovered its first diamond mine - it was abandoned in less than 50 years.
This wasn't three siberians with a seive in a sink hole...
It was the fourth largest hole in the world and the service town had more flats than Glasgow...GOSH

The mirny mine was one of eight; searched for and discovered in Siberia...
Most are now conventional underground mines...
At the time; Russia produced enough diamond to affect the world price.
A priceless portion of posh glass GOSH

Bob - yanke doodle dandy - Diamond was the boss of barclays capital - he joined barclays in 1996 and became CEO in 2011.
He didn't start off behind the counter...
He was 'attracted' to banking after big bang - he was a trader at morgan stanley; full of tosh GOSH

Barclays wasn't bailed out by us Plebs - it borrowed a fortune off the same arab family that bought Manchester City.
They now own about one third of the barclays group.GOSH

Bob - eyes that shine like - Diamond was the greedy git in charge when barclays was up to all the criminal corruption; that saved it from going bankrupt...
Rumour - much,much more - has it that Bob would have kept his job if; the Gov. of the B of E hadn't insisted on his sacking...
Justice must sort of seen to be done; Head and gun GOSH

The biggest irony - posh for taking it -...
Not Bob saying, 'he wasn't in it for the money'.
The arch blairite; a lord - twice sacked + dodgy loan - Peter mandelson called wor Bob, 'the unacceptable face of banking'...
A gargantuan gross of gall GOSH

Barclays was really into South African banking and an old business chum of Debeers - the diamond mining mob.
They sold out for political reasons - alledgedly.
Bob Diamond is accoladed with putting together a return to SA. deal...
Men money and gloss GOSH


GREECE
Greece could do with a quick discovery of precious metals.
Would the Germans get a piece of the action - probably not.


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TUES 14th of June 2016



1645; Olivers army with the help of of Tommy Fairfax gave the royalists a right good slapping at Naseby
Naseby is (was) in Northhamptonshire - probably, now, just north of the new Watford Gap.
Never heard of the Watford Gap - phony tony knew more about weapons of mass destruction...
Than he did about the inequality of the Watford Gap...GOSH

When brought to account; phony tony will have a hugely non-debilitating attack of selective amnesia.
Just like his chum rupert (rupert is a perjorative - taking it - term for army officer) murodoch and most of his goons.GOSH

The use of the words, 'right good slapping' is grossly flippant and far far too frivolous...
Did people more readily kill each other in the 16 hundreds!
Alas! modern history more than teaches - if one bothers to look - that death is not yet 'no go' GOSH

Instant death in the form of international combat is as common as swearing in todays UK society.
Of course the numbers are relative - especially if one of your relatives gets it.
Give me a ray gun GOSH

The slow way - but just as deadly - death by poverty; is now prevalent in the UK...
Those who suppress and distort with spin are the first to dupicitly dodge any denial.
Inadvertently! or Treacherously! aided and abetted by plebs of all levels of income.
Street level guile or guillibility GOSH

The Irish problem is an euphanism for the recent death and destruction - now resurgent - very close to home...
While the killing in 'Ireland' was happening we sent a peace envoy to the Balkans...
Phony tony bliar was actually made middle east peace envoy - it wasn't a geordie shore or big brother joke.
The idiotic cant and hypocrisy of controlling mankinds heart and mind has no unpretentious gate keeper or guardian GOSH

Microsoft is supposed to be paying X billion dollars cash for linkedin - a networking site for 'business' people - plebs welcome...
Linkedin has lots of members - but; hasn't made a profit, yet...
This happens quite a bit in the IT industry...
Microsoft isn't paying cash - it is paying mostly by 'issuing debt'.
Brown trouser and toilet time for the shareholders - when you gotta go; you gotta go GOSH


GREECE
One would think that grecian 2000 had nowt to do with Greece.
In reality it hasn't - in the virtual reality of western bank - and other parts of the world to a much lesser degree - finance! Oh yes it has...
The Greek economy is the equivalent of the debt being criminally concentrated on the pleb american housing market.
We all know what happened there and then.
The bankers - not govenments - can't afford to let the Greek economy flounder.
They have so much debt; they can't afford a hiccup - never mind a crash.
In the grand scheme of things financial; it's up to us plebs to change things from inside a large trading block - not out...
Watch this space...


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WED 14th of June 20165



1878; today an English photographer; Ed(wierd spelling of ward) Muybridge - take a snapshot of that dickensian mother of a moniker - proved that all four feet of a running horse didn't touch the ground.
This was the start of the motion picture - movies to a muppet - race.

The yanks dominated the world film industry for many a generation...
They say that it would take much longer than a human life time; to watch all the american made movies.
Many reckon that there are only seven basic plots for books and movies.
Ask god godammit GOSH

In this day and age there are only 4 basic movie plots:
Sex
Violence
A subtle blend of sex and violence with the obligatory explicit expletive...
Non of the above and not much box office neither.
Fancy an escapist gander GOSH

Americans dominated the film industry...And...
The film industry was dominated by the jewish american.
The american nation isn't altruistic to the jewish state; in the form of money.
It is in love with the money generated by the jewish film industry back home.
The good times are coming - are the good times going GOSH

India - is it still the greatest democracy in the world - Bollywood is gradually increasing its share of world box office
However; China is predicted to be the big beast of the world box office...
The biggest chinese film company; 'Alibaba pictures' has links with Hollwood.
Times are changing as fast as film sets - if you think film sets are not part of the real world!
You need a smaller hole in your hookah - life is a glazed over glass of gloss GOSH

The other mans grass is always greener...
Change your magic mushrooms and legal highs if you think phil 'your deck shoes' green is a good guy!
If there is no political will to do otherwise - and it certainly looks like there isn't...
Us plebs will not only pay for the yacht; we will pay the pensions that were plundered to pay for the yacht.
Whats 1% of a plebs wages to the 1% who own the wealth!
We can't all - can we - be that green GOSH

House price inflation isn't caused by Europeans...
It is caused by the world rich chums of the tories.
Little englander plebs of all persuasions haven't done much against the international rich; up till now.
It will take the mass plebs of a large trading block to change things.
Which way is your part of the world going GOSH!


GREECE
Greece - surprisingly enough - has a relative to its size; quite large film industry...
Greece - to us plebs - is known more for the abundance of film set locations than film production.
How much the present economic difficulties will affect the film industry - remains to be seen.
Any germans want to buy a nice beach!


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