One couldn’t make it up...


December 16 to 22 2015




WED 16/12 2015



Prince charlie boy (King! in waiting) gets secret gov papers in 30 days
Joe (placate the pleb) Bloggs might get one or two in 30 years
Gosh! they'll be wanting one law for the rich and one for the poor next.GOSH

Royal Family gets x% increase in benefits...
Disabled people get x% decrease in benefits...
What kind of a country would do that! GOSH

A gov committee wants an mps' 'huhaas' with the police to be kept secret from the public...
They have admitted they have crooks and condone it...
Now what kind of a country does that GOSH

What's the difference between a timely lie and a U turn?
Depends how much and who is involved...
Now what kind of country does that?
A divided country does GOSH

If! fracking goes ahead; it will expose even more; the con of modern economics.
A few will get instant riches; and in time, the true cost will be passed on to the plebs by the insurance companies.
A classic already; greedy git GOSH

Humans have fashion; fashion is prone to cyclic change.
Humans have economics; economics is prone to cyclic change.
Should economists get dressed up and get on their bikes (penny farthings) GOSH

All bankers and chums have economists...
They are usually all short term and algorithms.
Get back to basics; you gastards GOSH

Money manipulation; with the obligatory skulldugerry, is the tail wagging the dog.
The present economic direction is merely creating a delusionary sense of security.
Humans only exist cos we make and grow things...
The sooner we get rid of most of the greedy gits and chums - the better off we all will be...
NO more greedy gits GOSH


GREECE
A nation state of serious people, overcome and, taken over by funny money.








THURS 17/12 2015




The yanks are hinting/having an interest rate hike now.
Trying to influence domestic and international trade again Eh!GOSH

If the yanks linked the dollar to un won war for oil...
How many! times would it increase in value...
Un won war isn't a Chinese War/trade Lord is he! GOSH


We've got novelty consumerism and novelty politics...
It seems that novelty economics is here for a while. GOSH

Mankind (seems) to have come along way; since we were hunter/gatherers.
You girls really used to let men think they were in charge in them days! GOSH

Jason and the Argonauts was on again... I read...
Do bankers think they are the 'new' greek/roman gods?
Or! are they just a gang of greedy gits; giving the politicians a few strands of the golden fleece...

Economic theory when applied in practise/practice is still the 'Holy Grail with knobs on'
What came first the chicken or the egg? GOSH

The human race is always in some kind of race...
Is economics - in any sense of the word - the race to riches...GO GOSH

Economics is merely the equipment we wear.
Equipment doesn't help for long if the opposition are better runners. Where'd he go GOSH

The wests recent economic path - inequality inducing (controlled by greedy bankers) quantative easing - has been a more than a useless tool against eastern lower production costs
They are now returning to the 'old way' of controlling a national economy - and, hopefully in their minds, the international economy... GOSH

Oh! did I mention...
The rise in interest rate will help turn the funny money into real money... GOSH

The rich will get richer; another kick in the plums for the plebs
But! you are not a pleb... are you GOSH.

If! the rate in growth of production; had been as great as the growth in dodgy banking and spin.
We plebs; still wouldn't be laughing on the way to the bank; however,
We wouldn't be sitting like tins of milk with a wry grin on the label GOSH

And! todays quiz...
If a glass of water in a space station costs £2,000!
How much would a glass of water on Mars cost? GOSH


GREECE
Wonder how much a glass of water in Greece will go up; if the bankers get their way?









FRI 18/12 2015



For you don't count the dead...
When god's on your side...
IF religious people just stuck to fighting the real imaginery devil; wouldn't it be great GOSH

The armchair warriors of both sides - and the few in the middle - of 'the house' can sleep easy in their well feathered nests.
One can imagine the gist of the bomber boys brief," no bloody cock-ups now; especially before xmas - now get up there and give em what for!
expletives deleted - explosives secreted...GOSH

£x million of ('we' have more types of bomb than drink - you pick one)...... dropped on Syria and not one innocent...
The death and destruction of innocents is officially known as 'collateral'
Collateral is the 'in' US spin word - killing civilians has always been a 'sideline' of war...NO great gosh

Mr hitlers' v bombs became part of the 'game'...
Don't mention bomber harris; or, churchill was once sober for two days...GGOSH

Here's another old truth about war...
War is a bayonet with a worker on each end...
A - right in the gizzards GOSH

Substitute the word 'pleb' for worker.
And; the above is even more truer today.
After two great GOSHES GOSH.

I can understand a 'tory' voting 'at well over arms length' for war - that's how most of em sort of make their money.
But! a man - or woman - under the banner of 'socialism', 'the left of' ...call it what you will
Does it show how far this country; and the western world has lurched to the right? Wonder how many posh plebs would vote for a 'arms length' war GOSH

If mr. hilary Benn or tom (tommy) watson volunteer for the front line...
I'll volunteer to be their belly warmer...
Belly warmer - what the glowing GOSH

A young 'person' - usually a boy - that had to lie at the bottom of a rich mans bed.
The young mans belly kept the rich mans feet warm...
He's making it up... the truth is stranger than...GOSH

If!... If!....Do I mean if!... in the unlikely event of 'me' ending up on the front line.
The real one - not the prince harry one mind - there won't be a generals baton in my napsack...
I'm taking paddy - political opportunist; never mind the moonlight give me the media - Assdowns hat GOSH

The following is true of any war - even more so in the economic war.
'Oh what a tangled web we weave'
'When first we practice/practise to deceive'
In my experience 'those at the top' tell the lies 'to those at bottom'
Do posh plebs like a few porkies GOSH


GREECE
Was it Athens or Rome where the word 'pleb' originated?
History has proved that, 'The victor writes the history'









SAT 19/12 2015



The've changed our local palais, into a bowling alley
Fings aint what they used to be...
A cockney song from the sixties..
The good old days GOSH!

The really young have no choice in society.
The youth grasped and grabbed change in the sixties
Change gave power to the young...
The first time, on such a scale, in modern history - perhaps history...GOSH

Change is inevitable.
If we don't change - we die
That's life GOSH

In my lifetime; there seems to have been a relentless flurry of non stop change.
Some change was choice - some; reaction to events... There was always a choice...
a kind of choice GOSH

What drove and accelerated this change: the technology; women working; mankind working harder...
No; the change over the last 50 years is down to one, and only one, thing...
Debt...lend's a fiver GOSH

But! you're a posh pleb - you know what you're doing - you have no debt; right!
The Western world debt is so huge; it's incalcable...
Are you in the system! sucker? - there's no alternative at the moment GOSH

The politicians that aided and abetted the accumulation of this mass of debt and the posh plebs backing them have a cunning plan...
To make the debt more manageable...
They who control the debt are reducing and stopping debt for the plebs.GOSH

Now how many have-nots can we have...
There may be trouble ahead... NO GOSH AT ALL GOSH

GREECE
It's all gone quiet over there...











SUN 20/12 2015




We used to have trams; now there's just jams
Fings aint what they used to be...
A cockney song from the sixties..
The good old days GOSH!

Now the excitement of the same again badly wrapped xmas pressie has sobered off...
When one reads the small print - have we really saved the planet!
Are we going for it GOSH...

Another game with coats as the goalposts...
Some players can move one coat; some can put the coats on and still play...
Man is allowed to make mistakes...
Some mistake GOSH

That's what been scribed in stone...
What about the Machiavelin machinations of man...
And you girls GOSH

Which is the worst for the environment?
The exhaust emissions from a family car...
A half ton friesian farting...
Apologies for the language- these things slip out now and ...GOSH

A volkswagen exhaust emission software enginneer from Englstadt; will blame...
A well caked cowherd from Cockermouth... and...
The well paid bloke above them; will get even more money for knowing nowt.
Isn't life grand GOSH

Half the plebs and media blame the manager...
Half blame the players...
The Russian owners (who) say nowt...
For some! life isn't so grand GOSH

The UK has now followed the Yanks - more women on the frontline.
Another great leap for womankind...
Or! are more young men saying.'what's going on'. GOSH


GREECE
Greece is a warm country with a small carbon footprint.
Will the greedy gits go there!
For the last days of the planet.
Will Greece be too hot to habitate...








MON 21/12 2015



$17,000 000 000 000 - the US debt.
£1.5, 000 000 000 000 - the UK debt.
Twelve nowts make a trillion.
All figures are as rough/reliable/precise/they'll do I'm off to the pub/briefcase; as;
The gov.dept./ abacus arranger / politician / old Godfrey from the Guards / give's a hand with this mate...
Can be...GOSH

One can't run a country like that...
Oh, yes one can...pal GOSH

Since deregulation and 'light touch regulation' there has been one overiding rule...
You doing OK mate! I'm' doing OK mate! - loads of money; even enough to keep the posh plebs on side...GOSH

In the 'greatest' democracy in the world.
There is a 'committeee' that picks the other committees...
one and a half trillion GOSHES GOSH

The bean counters that audit the banks...
Are the same bean counters that advise the banks...
Give 's a few grand GOSH

The very same firms with the chaps that advise the banks...
Advise the government(s) that make the rules of providing advice.
get the meaning - you ain't gonna get any money GOSH

The large corporations and funny money manipulators have remuneration committees that are (independent)!
If! the Chairman or Board advise the committee....
Say no more GOSH

Want proof Eh! Here's what my spy in one of those posh lunen clubs overheard...
No it wasn't Chukkaa ; he's a spy for the greedy gits.
Not a glint of a GOSH

"Have you heard what 'Count and Drop an O', are doing with the old double book keeping now?"
"Sounds a bit over dodgy"; " more pimms! Perc!"...
"'Hadaway and Sleight' reckon if we send the figures through a couple of havens and back..." " wizzard wheeze what!"...
"You know what Perc! Pimms is for pussies and plebs - let's have a carafe of that contreau for cons"
" We deserve a good godamn guzzle GOSH"


GREECE
Wonder how many spies the Greek national banks have!
At least one... there's usually a gang.










TUES 22/12 2015



Wonder how the bankers+chums are getting on!
One could assiduously trawl through a carefully selected list of data...
Or! simply state 'never heard of one threatening to leave lately'
My offer of a free lift to the aiport is still on...
How does one become so greedy GOSH

Sh... can you hear a jet taking off to bomb Syria? The best meme (! look it up nuggettt )yet, on the middle east conflict...
'When you stop bombing our country'
'We'll stop coming to yours'
It really is that simple - or complicated... GOSH

Like the oil etc... the 'arab spring' is rarely mentioned on the popular pleb media...
Many 'western' countries now have tension and division similar to the 'Arab Spring'
Who said that GOSH

In the middle east war; death and suffering is instantaneous.
In an economic war; the resultant inequality brings about death and suffering a bit slower...
Are you a death denier GOSH

This cabinet of millionaires will vehemently deny that 'thatcherism' with its divisive economic policies gave rise to the present UK inequality.
Are they the worst example ever of the 'three wise monkeys'... hear.. see... speak ... no evil; But...
Dish it out with the largest doses ever GOSH

On the international scene; what signalled the start of the present economic war?
Was it the divine duo of regan/thatcher monetarism?
No; it was naughty boy nixon, coming off the gold standard...
Who on earth needs gold GOSH

Nixon was a republican - as opposed to a democrat...
I mention this for the attention of the young...
At the time there was a difference...
Are you a no difference denier GOSH

Definition of a no-difference denier...
A posh pleb with an over-abundant dose of divi deference.
Roll that in your next ballot 'slip' and ...Gosh; You cannot be a serious politician GOSH

The present form of selective capitalism - the manipulation and manoeuvering of funny money; came about to combat the mass movement of 'the dark satanic mills' from the West unto the East.
It has worked magnificently for the few; but, not for the many...
Yet politically; quite a few seem to be hanging on...
The sooner It's gone GOSH - the better off we will all be...


GREECE
France(right of centre 'socialist') wanted to write off some of the Greek debt.
Germany (right of center 'german') owns most of the debt,'nein... nein... mein... whatever'
Would you rather be a Greek pleb owned by a German banker; or...
A UK posh pleb owned by a group of international bankers?


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