One couldn’t make it up...


December 8 to 15 2015




TUES 8/12 2015




The Chilcott Whitewash is to be delayed again...
He is on holiday; touring Syria...Gone gollanivanting GOSH.

You'll wonder where the service went...
When the profits all on the shareholders spent.
A Glaring GOSH

Electricity North West runs the Lake District electricity set up...
They bought it from United Utilities - who also used to run the water supply.
Not a trace of irony GOSH

Electricity NW is owned by a consortium of fund holders...
The Bank of Australia and JP Morgan (american) are the big boys by far.
Owned by the greedy gits GOSH

The reason it takes so long to reconnect the supply!
You have to wait for a bloke in a stetson with corks on to turn up.
Know what I mean Gary ...GOSH

The Lake District is one of the most beautiful places in the world - or am I wrong...
It is also home to one of the potentially, most dangerous ways of producing electricity - Sellafield.
Remember all the huha over storing nuclear waste - a mere two years ago GOSH

Sellafield is owned and run by a consortium of multinationals - US... UK... and French.
Wonder what the French for irony is...
The French 'state' own the vast majority of the French multinational...
Suckered again GOSH.

Storing nuclear waste in Cumbria is like a UK politician voting for war...
Grubby little fingers in the pie - but; no... no where near the action
How do they get away, with 'getting it on'. GOSH

These huge multinationals were formed mostly by leveraged take - overs...
Wonder if deregulation and funny money had anything to do with it....
A gang of greedy gob...... or am just a gobby git GOSH.


GREECE
The bankers are are really going for it - Greece.
Anyone want to join the buyout Britain...









WED 9/12 2015




The RAC reckon that petrol (remember when diesel was to be the power behind the piston-GOSH)
Will be less than £1/litre by Xmas - an unexpected pressie; Eh!
A goosh of a gas GOSH

Will the deranged divies and tailgate tinas start flying around faster than tax haven funny money?
Don't; mention: off-white van man and sun reading taxi drivers...
I said don't GOSH

Is it a cunning conspiracy by the Terrorists/Russians/Chinese/Arabs and uncle tom cobley...
To bring back smog to the western world.

Oil and gas are natural resources - laughing gas is man made...
The price of oil is governed by two factors:
The law of supply and demand - there's a huge demand... the cost of getting it out of the ground.
The devilry of man
The devilry rules OK - NO GOSH

The RAC used to be owned by the members; it was privatised and then bought by Aviva - a UK multinational insurance...
Aviva sold off bits; and had a loan deal going with the COOP bank...
The RAC and the COOP bank are now owned by american private equity. (bankers)
A conspiracy; more of a funny money GONspiracy GOSH...

In terms of environmental damage; coal is worse than oil and gas.
It's a good job we have more oil than coal...GOSH - A real lucky GOSH

Climate change is just like a bush fire...
One defends ones property to the last second - then finds the fire has cut off the escape route.
Mankind can't ever be silly GOSH.

God can't be silly - he's perfect...
Blast! there's more than one of the blighters.
Are they all good gods GOSH...

The GODS don't mind us mortals having a scrap or two.
Would they really destroy the planet GOSH!


GREECE
Not sure which god the greeks prefer...
Greed is greater than any God - ask the bankers...









THURS 10/12 2015



GREECE
Greece is at the back, or not even in, the mind of most...
Cos; of the war against/for terrorism...
War! what is it good for? absolutely nowt!! GOSH

What is not written in the history of war.
Is the copius amounts of man made stimuli...
Is war an excuse for a piss up...GOSH

Even when not at war; there's more than a few...
Well served in the services...
You can't slur that GOSH...Oh yes I can...

Does alcohol make one...
Or help one...forget GOSH

Greece is in an economic war on the periphery of Europe...
Turkey is in all kinds of war on the periphery of Europe...
Will Greece leave and Turkey join...
Which johny foreigner do you prefer GOSH.

In the never ending war for the natural resources of the middle east; we far too easily forget...
The arab spring - the war between the haves and have-nots...
Forget far too easily - What a crazy world we're living in...GOSH

Nearer home! right here; in this green and pleasant land, to be precise.
Are we in the unwritten prequel (look away now) to a 'scrap' between the haves and have-nots?
Possession is 9/10's of the law - to the people who own the garden; everything is rosy. GOSH

Would it be ironic fate if!
England left Europe; and, Scotland stayed in...GOSH

The signs of division in the UK; stick out like a hedge fund hunchback's haversack, full of funny money.
Don't mention the Northern Poor House or Scotland. GOSH

Have the Scots, Scotch, Jocks, sweaty socks, had enough of The UK!
Ask the Tories or New Labour! GOSH

Has Scotland got a drink problem?
You can't buy hooch before 9am in Scottish supermarkets...
The tills are programmed...GOSH


GREECE
See above.









FRI 11/12 2015




Ever been to Kielder?... you know! the tourist area near the Scottish border.
One can get lost to ones' hearts delight in the forest; and...
Run,bike and walk around; swim in and sail on; and, no doubt someone has tried flying above, the lake.
One year they had a 'make mates with a midge event'
They buried the winner in the village cemetery-just a Josh GOSH

Kielder was built as part of a huge system to supply water to the expected expansion of heavy industry in the 'North'
Wonder if 'they' have been working on a way to pump the water to China and Germany...
A cruel but true josh GOSH.

Kielder forest is owned by the forestry commission - the tories are trying to privatise it...
Kielder water is now owned by a Hong Kong holding group - Hong Kong is part of China...
The Chinese state even owns weetabix.GOSH

Breaking news...
Volkswagen is so big; the 'boys in charge' didn't know what was going on...
It's the posh plebs below, in the pecking order... it's their fault... the bastards...
Shall we hang the posh plebs GOSH!

Now! I've heard this patter before...
Ah! yes the bankers...
It seems the laws of natural justice have been re-written again...
Greedy gits could be guilty...
Really greedy gits - Not guilty of owt or nowt GOSH

The 'third runway' and HS2 are huge expensive projects.
Heathrow and the London/Birmingham line are a million miles from the NE. GOSH
Heathrow is Spanish/singapore, and others owned...
HS2 is yet to be financed - dodgy dave has been 'courting' the Chinese.
The chinese again GOSH.

Much has happened since 'deregulation' - not much of it in favour of us plebs.
When 'one' talks of cant and hypocrisy - forget the 'trickle down'.
Which side of the house is forever sounding off about; 'sovereignty'...
GOSH........


GREECE
How much sovereignty do the bankers want to leave the Greeks with?











SAT 12/12 2015



The tax man is getting tough with Bolton Football club - is it administration!
HRMC let quite a few premier clubs off the financial hook...
Didn't want to mess with the big boys Eh!
Have any 'big boys' in any pursuit of profit organisation, paid their fair wack of tax...GOSH

Many of the 'top clubs' have been acquired by 'johny foreigner' by means of leveraged buy outs.
They borrowed the money; some have converted part of the loans into to 'clever!' forms of debt.
If! interest rates go up - many will go down the Swannee...GOSH

Some club owners have written off many millions of pounds worth of debt prior to the 'fair rules' being adopted .
It's called accounting - it's now openly acknowledged as creative accounting GOSH

Some accountants 'were', and still are responsible for auditing the banks...
Some people say they are close to the bankers... don't mention the B of E
Close! they are the same gang of greedy gits... A well worn very old Gosh

The gang that owns the tax offices via a tax haven; could be the same 'holding group' that handles football money...
For! the money goes round and round... whoah... whoa...oh...oh...ho...
And the lifestyle comes out here...
'Here' is a million miles from us plebs...GOSH. More than a million - more GOSH

We, We!... the planet is nearly saved - more than 200 nation states have agreed to sign a climate control agreement.
Despite a massive lobby from the greedy git gang - you aren't a greedy git denier! ...are you GOSH???

The greedy gits will still lobby at government level.
Some persons are born wearing the greedy goggles... GOSH

Some in the labour party - those who lean to the right and shoot at the left - seem far from happy with the leader being against war...
What's the old cliche! 'all war war ends with jaw jaw' - some are prepared to squaubbble with the jaw bone of an ass. Keep digging GOSH

The diggers down under are going for less digging of ore and more getting stuck into the books.
Careful... Sheila and Bruce... Phoney tony went for education... A more than a few grand GOSH

Even an economist - well a honest, without agenda one - could tell you, an economy can only support a certain ratio of degree level pay packets...
Many a youngster is now fearful of 'not' getting, even a worthless degree GOSH

Phony tony - as much use as a middle east peace envoy - surely even he knows he's taking the peace.
Finished off the consequencies of thatcherism - he divided a nation(s)
Oh! what a way to fight an economy in decline war GOSH...


GREECE
Greece is in serious 'JAW JAW'... will it descend into 'WAR...WAR'









SUN 13/12 2015



Now the days of the week are almost the same - is it lucky/unlucky thirteenth!
Some roses really do smell as sweet by any other name...A barbed wire bouquet of a GOSH

When I became a teenager: plebs didn't have cars... shops didn't have shutters...schools didn't have fences...
Few women worked full time; wonder what percentage of a womens wage, and natural resources, goes toward the above!
Were cars the one step forward! shutters and fences, one back... Just a thought GOSH

We had changeable weather - now; what's this thing called climate change...
We had greenhouses with gas in - we didn't know that greenhouse gas existed; never mind... was/is/could be...
Life really is a gas! GOSH

We smoked prolifically in public (and much less profanely ) and; were obliviously unaware of the toxic effects...
Some - a few - can get away with smoking...
A good luck to them GOSH

Climate change and smokers still have a number of : cynics; deniers; and 'up yours Jackie' etc...
Climate change is different - we won't just warm up or cool down - Every 'body' gets it... full stop GOSH

History is well littered (not as much as some UK high streets - no JOSH GOSH) with lost civilisations.
Not; because they spent less on defence and were well chinned - they evolved out of kilter with natural resources...
Non believer! give it a good gander GOSH

When the bankers and chums said, "we are all in this together" Is it true... they are still getting away with it now..
One thing is without doubt true; we are all on this planet together...
No star gazing GOSH

Can one place a bet with the bookies on climate change?
Here's the rub...
Win or lose! the plebs, posh plebs, and the bookie, will be left to perish on the planet...
The rich gits with the 'holding group' will be well on the way to mars - if you let them
A get real GOSH


GREECE
Is Greece a gamble!
The mainstream media have gone quiet.
That means the rich greedy gits are up to skullduggery...
The greed goggles are all over Greece...












MON 14/12 2015



Plebs are losing jobs at a much faster rate through politics than technology now...
All stats reliably resauced from the department of truth and integrity.
What do you mean! there's no stats...
There's almost no truth now... neither GOSH

A nation that can lie about the number of deaths in hospitals...
Will have no qualms at all about lying on any subject under the sun... or rain.
Is that a drone! I see before me...GOSH

Do the 'elite' use the permanent political class to keep poverty at 'arms' length...
How many pints lost to a pleb in a local; does it take to provide another rich mans yacht...
Monte Carlo, "we have a problem" It's a size thing... park it in the harbour; or out...
Wonder if the 'lads' will build a bigger harbour GOSH

A few pints less for the lads just provides the fittings and staff.
The yacht; is provided by 'funny money and not paying Tax'
There's nowt as funny as paying Tax GOSH?

Why did the yacht not cross the harbour?
Cos the gravy train goes to the yacht
A train without stations; signals, or level crossings...GOSH

When the banks were rescued to stop a crash...
It was socialism for the rich; and capitalism for the poor...
Cough up sucker! GOSH

We are told we must accept austerity in the UK; yet,the USof A and Europe stimulated the economy.
And created jobs - we are told...
Lo and behold! It's 'paradise' in the UK...
What more can a pleb want Gosh

Here's a thirty bob job; Sucker... we borrowed the money off the other bankers...
What!... you want a mortgage too;
Take on three thirty bob jobs... and we might; just might... take a little look...
If you've got no grit; get out of the granary GOSH


GREECE Why are the Stuttgart stormtoopers so intent on ripping Greece apart...
Were the series of loans just funny money!
Do they really need to convert the funny money into real money?
Or; just a gang of really greedy gits.










TUES 15/12 2015



South Africa is on Its' third abacus arranger in a week
That means three Mark Carneys GOSH

SA depends on precious metals - have they all gone - they sure don't last forever.
Why haven't the funny money bankers saved them!
Will all the whites go GOSH

A number of huge firms have obfuscated their finances:
Olympus; Royal Dutch Shell; Tesco - and many that haven't been publically caught...
A country couldn't be in the game GOSH

Mr B Obama reckons the War is going OK...
You know; that mess in the Middle East.
Isn't it strange how many in power - are all too willing to become war mongers GOSH

They reckon Afghanistan has quite a few natural resources (metals)
No foreign country has been able to take advantage cos the local warlords keep chinning them GOSH

US and EU sanctions are targetting Russian individuals as well as banks.
Wonder if they are having a go at the owner of Chelsea FC

Who would have guessed; the tories aren't going after the bankers...
Wonder who gives em at least half of the party funds GOSH

Switzerland is still the top tax haven - The UK has ten throughout the world.
The UK is a tax haven if you don't live here...
Looks like us plebs have a load of work to do!GOSH

GREECE
Greece isn't a tax haven.
If it became one - would it get 10% off the debt!







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